I have a pair of nice looking legs with no filling in them that are shaking for sale if any one would like to have them.  :-]

So this is love! <3

NO!

If only I was Tarzan…

The best key to having good sex….

9. Keep it clean
We’re talking about your general hygiene. You don’t have to keep yourself super-scrubbed: a certain amount of sweat is fine, as long as it isn’t overwhelming. Pheromones (chemicals your body produces) can play a big part in arousal, so don’t mask them with strong perfumes or soaps. But be respectful towards your partner and make sure you wash every day to prevent nasty smells and tastes.

* this is great*

Is informing all, It has been called to my attention that I have an attitude so please prepare yourself for further actions.

I quit, it’s your game now. Take the first hit, cause I know I’m going down.

I gave it my all, but all wasn’t enough.  Now I’m lying down, and your standing up.

- bish

(eww this is terrible)